Your receipts have been talking.
Upload a receipt and let Receipt Roast turn your purchases into a funny, startlingly personal spending report—built to screenshot, share, and send to the group chat.
No login. No saved history. Just one receipt and a verdict.
Today's diagnosis
CEO of buying iced coffee.
A new kind of money check-in
Made for curiosity, not guilt.
Funny on purpose
A roast and a compliment in every report.
Clear about privacy
Your spending data is handled with care—not sold as a punchline.
Built to share
Get a card your friends will immediately want to try.
From receipt to readout
One tiny receipt. A surprisingly large read.
Receipt Roast finds the patterns hiding in everyday purchases, then gives them a personality.
01 — Feed the evidence
Snap, upload, done.
Drop in a grocery run, a late-night delivery receipt, or that suspiciously expensive coffee order. You can try your first roast without creating an account.
02 — Get clocked
Your spending archetype appears.
Convenience score, financial age, tiny habits, big patterns, and a roast calibrated to your cart.
03 — Start discourse
Share the verdict.
Turn the result into a clean, share-ready card. Your friends can roast their own receipts next.
Example verdict
“You spend like someone preparing for a zombie apocalypse.”
Translation: three protein bars, two flashlights, and absolutely no regrets.
What's inside a roast
Pick your level of self-awareness
Start with a roast. Stay for the lore.
Try It
For the receipt you need explained immediately.
$0
one roast
- One receipt roast
- A share-ready personality card
- No account required to try it
Receipt Roast Premium
For people who want the full story behind the cart.
$9/month
- Private saved receipt history
- Multi-receipt spending patterns
- Longitudinal conclusions and premium reports
- A private vault for your spending story
Your cart has a character arc
Find out what your receipt says when no one is judging.
Upload one receipt, get your first verdict, and decide whether the group chat needs to see it.
Roast my receipt